SEE WHAT THE FCO GOT ME INTO

When the FCO decided to torture me with his never ending travel advisories against all but essential travel to Kenya, an advice to all my existing and potential clients, I decided to give him a point-blank range blow on his face by immediately jumping to a rather new market as advised by my shadow board of directors whom by the way I just sacked a few minutes ago with an sms. 

2013 - 2014 business year has not been good for everyone here at Maasai Bandia Tours and Travel especially for I. I started this tour company with a significant fortune I accrued from selling my three goats and there after investing at Kimani & Sons Honey Suckers Githurai Limited. That was back in campus when Helb was my closest and most trusted financier. 

Wanjeri, my secretary, has not had her salary for the last four months. She has threatened to report me to Atwoli and even has his number saved on her phone. The other day her father called to ask if I had made a donkey out of his daughter threatening to have me arrested and force me to increase her salary two fold. He even went ahead to propose that I should marry her so that she could work for me free of charge adding that he knows a few OCSes and OCPDs and when he coughs I will get a flu. He gave me a one week ultimatum to pay up.  Attempts to explain to him business was bad were futile.

The threats did not make me shiver much because I have heard stories by Kinyori that guys like Vybz Gatere carry their normal businesses even while behind bars. However, it kept me thinking and I got the idea of marketing my itineraries on Facebook. No sooner had I posted, when I got a message from a friend from Nigeria telling me he had plans to do a wildlife safari to Maasai Mara with three of his friends in two months time from that date. This made me think that I had conquered the African market. I had my doubts at first, doubts of Thomas the professor of doubts from back in the day. Finally, we had an agreement and I gave him all costs of the three day itinerary to Maasai Mara.

 From his Facebook account, he calls himself the 'Baller of Port Harcourt.' From the pictures on his profile, this brother seemed to have a very fat wallet, a fat wallet that did him wonders in getting quit some expensive sedans he had also posted there. The fortune I was to make from him could afford me to pay all Wanjeri salary arrears, repair Wakanaga my tour van and leave some in the bank to keep the company back account hydrated.