It’s advisable to visit your hood’s Jobless korna often;
Yesterday, I overheard some guys at the KORNA making fun of the falling shilling and they had a number of ‘solutions’ to stabilize the falling shilling.
A raft of measures included;
· “Arresting the guys dropping the shilling/falling shilling and if you happen to know where/who dropped it, to report to the nearest police station.”
· “Merging twitter and Facebook accounts with bank accounts, that is, the number of followers/friends to equal monetary value.”
· “Convert all M –Pesa outlets into Commercial Banks.”
· “Re-introduce Maziwa ya Nyayo.”
· “Central Bank to photocopy new Notes rather than Printing, because printing is expensive.”
· “Central Bank to add another zero (0) to the ten bob coin, to make it 100/-.“
· “Central Bank to devolve and rebrand into either Rift Valley Bank or Coast Bank or Nyanza Bank or North Eastern Bank etc.”
